It’s something I have wanted to all my life, frankly. I think I might be able to do it, thanks to a Google search — how did we survive without it? — this morning. Wheelchair accessible is what I put into the super search engine. And, I found it: the piece of machinery that I can use with dignity, with independence, with grace, and most importantly, with safety. Because, I’ve done this before and it wasn’t easy. So, with this new gizmo, I’m in the market for a private jet.