GRUMPY GORD: So, the guy across the street, who never shovels my walk, has had his Christmas lights up for three weeks.3 WEEKS. Too early. I put mine up 10 days before Christmas to get in the spirit. What do you think?
I went to vote today. I took my ballot chocolate covered strawberries. A boquet of flowers. My favourite pillow Smokey the dog sleeps on. I told the battlot how special it was, how much I loved it. And then I massaged all four corners. Then, the election guy behind the desk comes over and tells me I can’t vote. Because,… I spoiled the ballot. I’m grumpy now!.